Catatonic in a Closet

Basement Laboratory New Wave · Downers Grove, Illinois · 1984–1989

Catatonicin aCloset

Recorded where nobody would look.

Four students from Downers Grove, Illinois. A walk-in closet, a cassette four-track and two keyboards that were made to agree. Three releases on Walk-In Records, 1985–1989.

Origin
Downers Grove, Illinois
Active
1984–1989
Personnel
Four
Studio
One walk-in closet
Releases
Three
Label
Walk-In Records

Personnel

The four of them

Two keyboards, one drum machine, one guitar and one voice. The closet held all four if the guitarist stayed in the doorway.

Kevin

Kevin Wojcik

Synthesizers, programming · 1984–1989

It was his closet. He made the machines talk to each other.

Now. Lives in the western suburbs. Still repairs televisions, by appointment. The closet is a closet again.

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Portrait of Dawn: short spiky dark hair, a Fair Isle cardigan over a white collar, one eyebrow slightly raised

Dawn Kopecky

Lead vocals · 1984–1989

The voice and the words. Arms folded unless she was singing.

Now. Teaches high-school English in Minneapolis. Runs the school talent show. Every act is allowed a second verse.

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Portrait of Tracy: long straight blonde hair, pastel sweater, egg-crate foam behind her

Tracy Lindahl

Drum machine · 1984–1989

Programmed every beat. Never played a real drum.

Now. Programs lighting cues for a regional theater company in Milwaukee. Has still never played a real drum.

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Portrait of Scott: blond hair swept to one side, dark shirt, egg-crate foam behind him

Scott Haverkamp

Guitar, bass synthesizer · 1984–1989

The class clown. Serious about the music, and about nothing else.

Now. Sells insurance in Naperville. Plays guitar in a Sunday morning church band. Still owns the tie.

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The story, as filed

Six notebook pages

Compiled from the station logs, the clippings, the J-cards and the people who were there. Where they disagree, the logs win.

Page 1 of 6 · 1984

The closet

In July 1984 Kevin emptied the walk-in closet in his bedroom. The clothes went into a dresser. The closet became a studio.

His mother gave him an egg-crate mattress pad. He cut it into squares and stapled them to the walls. The cassette four-track stood on three phone books. The overhead bulb hummed into every recording, so it was replaced with a string of Christmas lights.

Two keyboards went on the shelf where the shoes had been. A home computer sat on the floor and kept time for both. Tracy brought the drum machine in September. Scott brought a guitar and stood in the doorway. Dawn arrived in October and asked what was on the headphones.

The four of them were sixteen and seventeen. The closet held them all if Scott stayed in the doorway. He stayed in the doorway.

Page 2 of 6 · 1985

The talent show

On Friday, April 19, 1985, the band played the spring talent show in the high school gym. The program listed the act as "Kevin and friends (music)."

They played two songs. Tracy set the drum machine on a folding table. Kevin stood behind two keyboards on a stand. Dawn sang the first verse with her arms folded and the second without.

The audience did not clap between songs. They had not been told there would be two. At the side of the stage, two teachers exchanged a look. One of them later asked Tracy how the drum machine knew when to stop.

First place went to a baton routine. The band did not place. It did sell nine tapes in the parking lot.

Page 3 of 6 · 1986

The basement

The band graduated in June 1986. Dawn rode the Burlington line into the city for college. Tracy enrolled at Kettering Hill College. Scott went to work. Kevin repaired televisions on Ogden Avenue. They met on weekends in the closet.

On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, Scott's parents allowed a small gathering in the basement. Twenty people were invited. About seventy came. The band played on milk crates. There was no table, so the drum machine went on an ironing board.

There was punch, a bowl of pretzels and a lava lamp. At 11:40 Mr. Haverkamp appeared at the top of the stairs in his bathrobe. He said, "Last song." The band played it. Then everyone found their coats.

The following week Mr. Haverkamp asked Scott for a copy of the tape. The band recorded five songs about the evening. They became the second release.

Page 4 of 6 · 1986–1988

88.7 FM, overnight

In September 1986 Tracy handed a dubbed copy of the first tape to the overnight disc jockey at the Kettering Hill College station, 88.7 FM. He played it on the first Friday in October, at 1:12 in the morning.

He logged the band's name and the title on the station sheet. The next Friday someone called and requested the same song. The Friday after that, a caller asked who it was. The disc jockey said he did not know either.

The station played the band on Friday overnights for three years. The signal reached Downers Grove clearly and Naperville on a good night. The band listened in the closet with the lights off.

The log sheets were kept by the station and later by the archive. They are the most complete record of the band that exists.

A college radio booth at night with a turntable, a sticker-covered mixing board, a cart machine, an on-air sign and a log sheet on a clipboard
88.7 FM, October 14, 1989, 2:03 AM. The 2:02 line on this sheet is blank. The archive's copy is not.

Page 5 of 6 · 1987–1988

Weekends

The EP came out in the spring of 1987. Three hundred copies were pressed. Kevin paid for it with the television-repair money and did not ask to be paid back.

The closet by then held three keyboards stacked on a stand, the computer and a speaker cabinet. It held no clothes. Kevin worked out the parts during the week on the bedroom floor, in headphones, with the television on a dead channel for the light.

Dawn recorded her vocals in the cedar closet in the basement, two floors down, among the family's winter coats. A moving blanket hung behind her. Nobody remembers whose idea that was.

The band played when someone asked. Someone usually asked.

Page 6 of 6 · 1989

Sign-off

Nothing went wrong. In the spring of 1989 Dawn was offered a teaching job in Minneapolis. Tracy was finishing school. Scott was getting married in the fall. Kevin said the third tape should be finished first, and it was.

The last show was on Saturday, May 13, 1989, in the Kettering Hill student union. They played every song on the first tape, in order.

On Saturday, August 26, 1989, they recorded the last track in the closet. It ends with Kevin switching the machines off one at a time, in the order he had switched them on. Then the tape runs out.

The station played it on October 14, 1989, at 2:02 in the morning. The masters stayed in a shoebox on the closet shelf until the house was sold. The first J-card in the archive arrived folded inside a sock.

Exhibit · cassette insert · WIR-001

Insert, as found

The first tape arrived without a case. The card was folded inside a sock. It lists ten songs in Kevin's block capitals.

Side A

  1. Coat Hanger Static
  2. Phonebook Riser
  3. Christmas Lights in April
  4. Ogden Avenue After Nine
  5. Do Not Tape Over

Side B

  1. Four-Track Heart
  2. Talent Show (Second Verse)
  3. Chemistry, Third Period
  4. Egg-Crate Walls
  5. Please Rewind
Catatonic in a Closet · Behind the Coats · WIR-001

Catatonic in a Closet

Behind the Coats

Walk-In Records · WIR-001

1985 · Noise reduction: off

Walk-In Records

The tapes

Three releases, 1985–1989. Walk-In Records was the band. The catalog numbers were assigned in the closet.

Exhibit · log sheet

Station log

88.7 FM, Kettering Hill College, Friday overnight. The shift ran past midnight, so each play is logged under the Saturday date.

88.7 FM · Friday overnight · Kettering Hill College

DateTimeTitleNotes
10/04/861:12 AMCoat Hanger StaticCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001played from a dub
10/11/861:40 AMCoat Hanger StaticCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001requested
10/18/8612:52 AMPlease RewindCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001caller asked who
02/07/871:31 AMChristmas Lights in AprilCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-001no sleeve
11/14/872:15 AMLights On at 11:40Catatonic in a Closet · WIR-002requested again
03/05/881:58 AMSomebody's Dad at the Top of the StairsCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-002played twice
06/17/891:07 AMBurlington LineCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-003advance dub
10/14/892:02 AMSign-OffCatatonic in a Closet · WIR-003tape ran out

Live

Show log

Nine dates in five years. The band played when someone asked. Someone usually asked.

  1. Fri. April 19, 1985

    High school gym, Downers Grove

    Spring talent show

    Two songs. Did not place.

  2. Sat. Aug. 17, 1985

    Church parking lot, Downers Grove

    Summer fair

    Between the raffle and the cakewalk.

  3. Fri. Oct. 25, 1985

    Roller rink, Westmont

    Halloween skate

    Played from the snack-bar counter.

  4. Sat. June 7, 1986

    Backyard, Darien

    Graduation party

    Extension cord from the garage.

  5. Sat. Nov. 29, 1986

    The Haverkamp basement, Downers Grove

    A small gathering

    Ended 11:40 PM. One more song.

  6. Sat. March 14, 1987

    Student union, Kettering Hill College

    Spring dance

    Two sets. The gym floor was being refinished.

  7. Sat. Dec. 19, 1987

    A record shop on Ogden Avenue

    In-store

    EP on sale at the counter. Sold out of the box.

  8. Sat. Aug. 6, 1988

    Block party, Downers Grove

    Street closed for the evening

    Power from a neighbor's porch.

  9. Sat. May 13, 1989

    Student union, Kettering Hill College

    Last show

    The first tape, in order.

Filed 1989

Whatthearchiveholds

Three releases on Walk-In Records. One J-card, folded inside a sock.

Eight lines of station log, 1986–1989. Nine show dates. Four clippings.

Downers Grove, Illinois. 1984–1989. Basement Laboratory New Wave.

The masters stayed on the closet shelf until the house was sold. The archive is still looking for the shoebox.

Contents of the closet

Inventory

  • Item 01 · Wall treatment

    Egg-crate foam

    One mattress pad, cut into thirty-four squares. Stapled. Some are still there.

  • Item 02 · Riser

    Three phone books

    1983, 1984 and 1984. They raised the four-track to hand height. Nobody looked a number up in them again.

  • Item 03 · Lighting

    Christmas lights

    One string, replacing the overhead bulb, which hummed. Left on from July 1984 to August 1989.

  • Item 04 · Software

    A floppy disk

    Labeled SYNC — DO NOT ERASE in block capitals. The program that made the machines agree. It was not erased.

  • Item 05 · Container

    One sock

    Gray. The first J-card in the archive arrived folded inside it. Its pair has not been located.

Press

Clippings

Two local papers and one fanzine. Clipped, folded and kept in the J-card box.

The Grove Courier

Community news · April 25, 1985

Talent show raises $412 for marching band

Twenty-two acts performed Friday in the high school gymnasium. First place went to a baton routine set to a march.

A synthesizer group from the junior class performed two original songs. The second song had a second verse.

Hiss & Wow

Fanzine · issue 3 · Winter 1985

Tapes received: Behind the Coats

Came in a sandwich bag with a hand-cut card. Ten songs. The drum machine never misses and the singer does not seem to want it to.

Side B is better. Nobody in this band is trying to sound like anyone. We have played it every day for a month.

The Kettering Hill Kite

Student newspaper · March 19, 1987

Spring dance moves to student union

With the gymnasium floor under refinish, Saturday's dance was held in the student union. Attendance was estimated at 140.

Music was provided by a four-piece group from Downers Grove whose songs are played on the station's Friday overnight. The group played two sets and asked that the lights stay low.

Hiss & Wow

Fanzine · issue 14 · Summer 1989

Tapes received: The Machines Agree

The third and, we are told, the last. Ten songs. The keyboards talk to each other now without anyone in the room.

The final track ends with the equipment being switched off. We listened until the tape stopped. Then we rewound it.

On the record

People who were there

Initials only, at their request.

  • I was at the talent show. I did not know what it was. I kept the program.

    R.D. · Downers Grove

  • I sat behind the two teachers. On the second song, one of them tapped his foot.

    T.B. · Westmont

  • Mr. Haverkamp asked me to find my coat. I found it. I bought the tape the next week.

    K.L. · Darien

  • I called the station at one in the morning to ask who it was. The disc jockey said he was hoping I would know.

    M.P. · Lisle

  • My sister programmed the drums. She still counts in eighths when she does the dishes.

    J.L. · Downers Grove

  • I returned a borrowed tape to Kevin Wojcik at the television repair shop on Ogden Avenue in 1988. He took it, rewound it to the beginning, and handed it back to me. I had already rewound it. He knew that. He did it anyway.

    P. Sobczak · Downers Grove, IL

Contact sheet

Two more frames from the box.

A microphone on a stand in a cedar closet between two racks of winter coats, a worn striped blanket hung behind it and headphones on a hanger, lit by one bare bulb
12A · The cedar closet in the basement. Vocals were recorded here from 1987.
A photocopied flyer reading Catatonic in a Closet in cut-out letters, with tear-off tabs, stapled to a telephone pole over older flyers on a wet winter street
13A · A pole near the train station, winter.

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